Rhiannon Blast is a slender, puny and hopeful fishmonger from England. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Harry Bogtrotter, a weak, thin man with a passion for booze.
Rhiannon takes an instant disliking to Harry and the peculiar and arrogant ways he learnt during his years in Ohio.
However, when a jealous ex tries to prod Rhiannon, Harry springs to the rescue. Rhiannon begins to notices that Harry is actually rather admirable at heart.
But, the pressures of Harry’s job as a painter leave him blind to Rhiannon’s affections and Rhiannon takes up football to try an distract himself.
Finally, when controlling cleaner, Elizabeth Giantbulb, threatens to come between them, Harry has to act fast. But will they ever find the sizzling love that they deserve?
