Afternoon delight

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. I’m a monster. That’s why you always leave a note! No… but I’d like to be asked! Michael!

Pier Pressure

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Army had half a day. Guy’s a pro. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Really? Did nothing cancel?

• No… but I’d like to be asked!
• Marry me.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake

Across from where? Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Steve Holt! I’m a monster. We just call it a sausage.

Good Grief!

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

1. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
2. Really? Did nothing cancel?

Ready, Aim, Marry Me

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. We just call it a sausage.