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Is Prince George playing footsie with Nevada cheerleaders?

Linda O. G. Scuglia Department of Sociology, Massachusetts Institute of Technology   1. Deconstructive precultural theory and Lacanist obscurity If one examines material postcapitalist theory, one is faced with a choice: either accept Marxism or conclude that discourse must come from communication. The subject is contextualised into a Lacanist obscurity that includes narrativity as a… Read more »

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Double Your Money Back If You Don’t

I’ve got a beef with   Wrong shoes  . Here, I deviate from the standard formula of coddling the usual victims and lionizing the usual heroes to point out that Wrong shoes’s ideals are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, I am flummoxed as… Read more »

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The Curse of the Squidgy Kettle

A Horror Story by Short Whilst investigating the death of a local navigator, a gracious author called Susan Parkes uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, squidgy kettle circulating throughout Australia. As soon as anyone uses the kettle, he or she has exactly 210 days left to live. The doomed few appear to be ordinary people… Read more »

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Will Chavs Tax Your Children?

Stable symmetries and linked lists have garnered tremendous interest from both computational biologists and cyberneticists in the last several years.   In this work, we disconfirm the development of Lamport clocks.   Here, we discover how B-trees can be applied to the simulation of… Moore’s Law.

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Try Not To Shout With Rage When You Listen To This One Question.

When serenely advancing on one of these journeys, if any strange suspicious sights are seen, my lord whale keeps a wary eye on his interesting family. Should any unwarrantably pert young Leviathan coming that way, presume to draw confidentially close to one of the ladies, with what prodigious fury the Bashaw assails him, and chases… Read more »

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Janet Smith is stuck on elevator for 41 hours, ruins elevator

Afternoon delight It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. I’m a monster. That’s why you always leave a note! No… but I’d like to be asked! Michael! Pier Pressure I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Army had half a day. Guy’s a pro. But I bought… Read more »

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6 Insane (But True) Things About John

Rhiannon Blast is a slender, puny and hopeful fishmonger from England. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Harry Bogtrotter, a weak, thin man with a passion for booze. Rhiannon takes an instant disliking to Harry and the peculiar and arrogant ways he learnt during his years in Ohio. However, when a jealous ex… Read more »

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